There’s no soapbox bigger than a Pavement soapbox.
Wherein my vocabulary collapses upon itself under the strain of its own gravitational field.
Crate-Digging review, not Mythmaking Etc. like I’d hoped.
Like my bank account wasn’t already light.
I won’t be boycotting the History Channel after all.
Feminizing Your Band Name Is for Sissies.
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