We write about movies, music, comics, tv, and other stuff strike us from time to time. We tend to tiptoe off the beaten path. We like it better that way – less foot traffic past our teepee.

Wanna write for us? Send us an email at criticalmassesmedia@gmail.com, or DM us on Fartbook. Open invite. Tell your friends.

Bands/musicians/artists/wackos: We want to write about you! E-mail us at criticalmassesmedia@gmail.com or, again, message us at Fartbook because I like saying “Fartbook” apparently. We like physical copies of things (we’ll talk address etc. via DM) and MP3s – no streams though.

Columns (active/retired/on hiatus … who gives a crap)


The Critical Masses Podcast


50 Movies for 50 States
Instant Gratification
Back to the Cinema


On Shuffle
Quick Trips


Batman in Print
The Illustrated Story
Small Winners
Tales and Their Tellers


The Gross Yields